Bitcoin Consumes All Tee

It was only ever going one way.

The Bitcoin Consumes All Tee is the most playful — and most prophetic — design in the Satoshoes collection. A blazing Bitcoin character, Pac-Man style, devouring a dollar sign whole — fire cracking through its body, the ₿ emblazoned on its chest, arms and legs swinging with unstoppable momentum. And beneath it all, the message that every Bitcoiner already knows to be true, in bold dripping graffiti text:

BITCOIN CONSUMES ALL.

The cursive Satoshi ₿ signature sits at the hem — the name that started it all, anchoring the chaos above it. Bitcoin orange ₿ logos on both sleeves. And the back? A bold vertical SATOSHI in sharp angular black text running down the orange spine stripe — clean, confident and completely on brand.

This is the tee for Bitcoiners who believe the monetary transition isn't a question of if. Only when. And they're not shy about wearing that belief.

✅ Full sublimation all-over print — front & back
✅ Bitcoin Pac-Man character devouring dollar sign — front graphic
✅ "BITCOIN CONSUMES ALL" graffiti text on front
✅ Cursive "Satoshi ₿" signature at front hem
✅ Bitcoin orange ₿ logo on both sleeves
✅ Bold vertical "SATOSHI" in black on orange spine stripe on back
✅ Premium quality white tee
✅ Satoshoes branded
✅ Ships worldwide with full tracking

It was only ever going one way. 🟠₿

• Materials: 100% moisture-wicking polyester.