{"product_id":"bitcoin-sands-of-time-white-11oz-ceramic-mug","title":"Bitcoin Sands of Time White 11oz Ceramic Mug","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSip your coffee like the enlightened HODLer you are with this epic 11oz masterpiece: the \"Time = Money → Bitcoin\" Day of the Dead (fiat) style Mug!\u003c\/strong\u003e ☕💀₿\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePicture this: a badass calavera (sugar skull) straight out of Día de los Muertos glory, crowned with a riot of vibrant tropical flowers in electric oranges, passionate purples, and fiery blooms. But wait, this skull isn't just pretty; it's philosophical AF.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClutched in its bony hands is a mesmerizing \u003cstrong\u003ehourglass\u003c\/strong\u003e where the sand is... \u003cstrong\u003efiat cash\u003c\/strong\u003e dramatically pouring from the top, only to transform into gleaming golden \u003cstrong\u003eBitcoin\u003c\/strong\u003e as it settles in the bottom. Time really is on Bitcoin's side, baby. The old inflationary paper empire crumbles and reincarnates as hard, scarce, digital gold. Poetic? Yes. Savage? Absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt the base, bold tribal-style lettering proudly declares: \u003cstrong\u003eTIME\u003c\/strong\u003e — because we all know what time it is. \u003cstrong\u003eBitcoin time\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for your morning black coffee (no fiat creamers allowed), late-night orange-pilling sessions, or just flexing on your fiat-friends at brunch. 11oz of pure ceramic rebellion that says: \"I'm early, I'm stacking, and I look damn good doing it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; dishwasher safe — because even revolutionaries need to reheat their espresso. Get yours before the next halving turns this design into vintage collectible territory! 🚀⏳\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis beautiful ceramic mug is perfect for any event of the day. Your morning coffee, a hot chocolate, or any other hot beverage you enjoy. The mug is glossy white and the prints come out beautifully and vividly on it. The print retains its quality and luster when used in both microwaves and the dishwasher.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Ceramic 11oz mug\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Product safety tests conducted by independent third party laboratories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Satoshoes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56794831159678,"sku":"799bc2e2-62e7-4977-8f07-4453465e4ce3","price":14.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0942\/0547\/7246\/files\/Sands_of_Time_Mug_Mock_1.png?v=1767972772","url":"https:\/\/satoshoes.co.uk\/products\/bitcoin-sands-of-time-white-11oz-ceramic-mug","provider":"Satoshoes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}